We are all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE.
Dr. Seuss
Inspiration:
The inspiration for this wall hanging was my sisters recent wedding. I wish for everyone to be able to find that special soul that loves them truly. The one that never thinks you are “too much”. The one that loves your dance moves, your terrible jokes, your enthusiastic stories. Maybe you’ve already found them? Stitch this for the wonderful weirdo in your life!
The Yarn:

For this design (and most of my tapestry patterns) I’m using Loops & Threads Impeccable. I love to use an affordable, stiffer yarn for my wall hangings. We want the tapestry to hold its shape for months/years on the wall, so save that fancy, gorgeous draping yarn for a garment! I like to stitch mine in black and white to showcase the design but please feel free to use any creative color combinations you like! The Impeccable line has SO MANY beautiful colors to choose from. Comparable yarns for substitutions include:
- Red Heart Super Saver
- Big Twist Value
- Phentex Worsted
- Bernat Super Value
Skill Level: Advanced Beginner
Tapestry crochet is done using the basic single crochet stitch, and a technique of holding 2 strands of yarn. The tutorial below will walk you through all the basics while you make a little tree sampler!
Materials:
- 490 yards, worsted weight ( 4 ) yarn. I used Loops and Threads Impeccable, (4.5 oz/127.5 gm, 285 yds/260 m), in colors: White (approx.150yds) & Black (approx. 340yds)
- US Size 7 Crochet Hook (4.5 mm)
- Scissors
- Darning needle
- Spray Bottle
- Pins
- Foam mat
- Stick / Dowel
Gauge:
15.5 stitches x 15.5 rows = 4″ square in SC. *Not super important for this project.*
Sizes:
18 x 24 inches (without fringe)
Abbreviations / Stitches Used (US Standard)
- CH – Chain
- SC – Single Crochet
- SLST – Slip Stitch
- ST(S) – Stitch(es)
- RS – Right Side
- WS – Wrong Side
- MC – Main Color
- CC – Contrast Color
- Approx – Approximately
Changing Colors



Right Side (RS) / Wrong Side (WS)


TIP: The PDF comes with a chart to follow along with the written pattern.


Pattern Instructions
CH62 with MC (I suggest going up .5mm hook size just for the chain)
**Start working over your contrast color from the first row to the last row. This will ensure an even look throughout the project.**
← Row 1 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 2 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 3 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 4 [WS]: [MC] 13, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 11
← Row 5 [RS]: [MC] 16, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 8, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 6 [WS]: [MC] 13, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 8, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 16
← Row 7 [RS]: [MC] 16, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 8, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 8 [WS]: [MC] 13, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 16
← Row 9 [RS]: [MC] 16, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 9, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 10 [WS]: [MC] 13, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 9, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 16
← Row 11 [RS]: [MC] 16, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 3, [CC] 9, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 12 [WS]: [MC] 13, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 6, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 16
← Row 13 [RS]: [MC] 16, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 13
→ Row 14 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 7, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 4, [MC] 4, [CC] 7, [MC] 14
← Row 15 [RS]: [MC] 14, [CC] 7, [MC] 4, [CC] 4, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 7, [MC] 11
→ Row 16 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 7, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 4, [MC] 4, [CC] 7, [MC] 14
← Row 17 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 18 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 19 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 20 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 21 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 6, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 6, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 22 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 6, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 6, [MC] 11
← Row 23 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 6, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 6, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 24 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 14
← Row 25 [RS]: [MC] 14, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 26 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 6, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 14
← Row 27 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 6, [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 28 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 6, [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 11
← Row 29 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 6, [MC] 4, [CC] 7, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 30 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 14
← Row 31 [RS]: [MC] 14, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 1, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 32 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 6, [MC] 11
← Row 33 [RS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 6, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 11
→ Row 34 [WS]: [MC] 11, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 6, [MC] 11
← Row 35 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 36 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 37 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 38 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 39 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 40 [WS]: [MC] 7, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 4, [MC] 6, [CC] 4, [MC] 5, [CC] 1, [MC] 13, [CC] 4, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4
← Row 41 [RS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 9, [MC] 7, [CC] 1, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 6, [MC] 4, [CC] 6, [MC] 1, [CC] 4, [MC] 6
→ Row 42 [WS]: [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 4, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 8
← Row 43 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 3, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 5
→ Row 44 [WS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 9, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 8
← Row 45 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 7, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4
→ Row 46 [WS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 9, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 8
← Row 47 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4
→ Row 48 [WS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 6, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 8
← Row 49 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 8, [MC] 3, [CC] 4, [MC] 1, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4
→ Row 50 [WS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 9, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 1, [MC] 10, [CC] 4, [MC] 1, [CC] 2, [MC] 8
← Row 51 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 24, [CC] 4, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 9, [CC] 1, [MC] 5
→ Row 52 [WS]: [MC] 31, [CC] 2, [MC] 18, [CC] 2, [MC] 8
← Row 53 [RS]: [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 18, [CC] 2, [MC] 31
→ Row 54 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 55 [RS]: [MC] 61
→ Row 56 [WS]: [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 52
← Row 57 [RS]: [MC] 52, [CC] 2, [MC] 7
→ Row 58 [WS]: [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 21, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 14, [CC] 4, [MC] 5
← Row 59 [RS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 6, [MC] 7, [CC] 1, [MC] 5, [CC] 9, [MC] 6, [CC] 5, [MC] 9, [CC] 2, [MC] 7
→ Row 60 [WS]: [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 8, [CC] 7, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 4, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 3, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 3
← Row 61 [RS]: [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 7
→ Row 62 [WS]: [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 9
← Row 63 [RS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 7, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 4, [MC] 6
→ Row 64 [WS]: [MC] 5, [CC] 6, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 9, [MC] 2
← Row 65 [RS]: [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 3, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5
→ Row 66 [WS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 1, [MC] 3, [CC] 6, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2
← Row 67 [RS]: [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 3, [MC] 2, [CC] 4, [MC] 1, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 1, [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2,[MC] 6, [CC] 2, [MC] 3
→ Row 68 [WS]: [MC] 3, [CC] 2, [MC] 7, [CC] 2, [MC] 3, [CC] 8, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 4, [CC] 2, [MC] 2, [CC] 1, [MC] 2, [CC] 1, [MC] 9, [CC] 6, [MC] 3
← Row 69 [RS]: [MC] 4, [CC] 4, [MC] 13, [CC] 1, [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 5, [CC] 5, [MC] 5, [CC] 2, [MC] 8, [CC] 2, [MC] 2
→ Row 70 [WS]: [MC] 2, [CC] 2, [MC] 9, [CC] 2, [MC] 46
← Row 71 [RS]: [MC] 46, [CC] 2, [MC] 9, [CC] 2, [MC] 2
→ Row 72 [WS]: [MC] 61
← Row 73 [RS]: [MC] 61. Cut contrast yarn. Move on to border.


Border
[MC]: CH1, 1/4 turn so that you are working down the left side – *1SC in each row, (SC, CH1, SC) in corner, 1SC in each ST*. Repeat until you’ve reached starting point. 1SC in CH1 space, SLST to next ST. Tie off. Weave ends.
Blocking
Wet block work by misting with water on both sides until damp, then pin in place according to finished measurements. Leave in place until dry. You can speed up the process if you have a fan to run beside it.
Attaching stick / dowel






Add Fringe (Optional)




Add a Hanger



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Jade xoxo
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who would love the person you hide.
C.S Lewis